Part of an ongoing series – the Needless Things Irregulars gather in the Phantom Zone to provide their own unique commentary on classic genre films!
Friday, January 19, 2018
Thursday, January 18, 2018
By Jerry Chandler
By 1962, Roger Corman was well on his way to creating the film resume that unfortunately earned him such nicknames as "The King of Schlock." He’d found low budget success with such films as The Wasp Woman, A Bucket of Blood, Little Shop of Horrors, It Conquered the World, Sorority Girl, and Teenage Doll among others.
How much success had he found? It depends on what you consider successful. After being burned by the nature of the studio system, Corman struck out on his own to make the movies he wanted to make. None of them were the comparative financial successes that Star Wars, Jaws, or Avatar would be for others in later years. You certainly won’t find them regularly listed in the top ten or top twenty box office winners for the years in which his films were released. But, one thing Roger Corman could for longest time say about his films is that they earned a profit at the box office. For decades, Roger Corman could make a claim that few others in the business could; even those who had made far less than the 400+ films Roger Corman has directed and/or produced at this point. He could for a very long time say that he had made hundreds of films and never lost a dime on any of them.
Well, except for one film in 1962. It’s something of a shame that The Intruder was for decades the only film Roger Corman lost money on, because, in some ways, it was one of the best films he’d made at that point in his career.
Monday, January 15, 2018
I decided over a year ago that I wanted to review a bunch of different versions of Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad. I love the character design, which lends itself to plenty of variations between manufacturers. And there were plenty of manufacturers – Mattel, Medicom, Bandai, Funko, Mezco, and possibly more that I’m not thinking of.
Friday, January 12, 2018
Masters of the Universe toys have a significantly lower profile these days, so rather than attempting the usual annual recap, Dave and Mr. Beau Brown are having an Eternian free-for-all! No Masters-related topic is off limits as two superfans discuss their love of Mattel’s franchise.
Thursday, January 11, 2018
Hollywood studios have never been completely moron free. A quick look through the history of Hollywood reveals a lot of head scratching moments that likely cost people a good sized chunk of change over the decades. Sometimes it’s just a little thing that makes it seem that way, sometimes it’s a huge thing, and sometimes it’s in the way various studio heads seem to view their potential audience.
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
Needless Things started as a toy review site, basically.
I shared recollections, life stories, and events as well, but there’s a lot less of that now.
There seem to be a lot less toy reviews, too, so I wonder what we’re even doing in this year of 2018. Podcasts, mostly. I like those a lot more and it seems that the internet does, too.
I do still collect toys and I’m actually getting a little more satisfaction out of the hobby lately because I only review one every once in a while. Mostly I just open them up and enjoy them as opposed to waiting until I’ve got time to take pictures and opening them in a certain way and in a certain order.
Once something turns into a job, it can cease to be fun. Especially if it’s a job that pays jack squat.
Labels: action figures, DC Multiverse, Figures Toy Company, hasbro, Madballs, Marvel Legends, mattel, mezco, NECA, One:12 Collective, tips from uncle troublemaker, toys, transformers
Tuesday, January 9, 2018
Another Christmas, and another several nights spent watching movies with my brother. He not only has Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime, but also torrent sites that Mr. Tibbs and I are afraid to use. Yep, as much as we love movies and free things we’re total pussies. We’re old enough to remember Napster, and when people started getting in trouble for illegal downloads. This year he stayed for 5 days so you know we watched a lot of stuff. Much of it was pretty good, and not all of it was movies, but there really wasn’t anything I wanted to spend 1,000 words on individually. Okay maybe the new Star Wars, but that's old ground to cover at this point. So if you liked 13 Movie Reviews in 5 Sentences Each you'll love this. Or you'll hate it. Up to you really.
Friday, January 5, 2018
Recorded LIVE in the Phantom Zone!
Ryan Cadaver swings by the Phantom Zone for a conversation about movies and more!
Thursday, January 4, 2018
By Jerry Chandler
2014, 2015, and especially 2016 and 2017 were filled with superheroes on the big screen and the small screen. This has been the case for farther back than 2014, but the last four to five years have been seemingly extremely superhero heavy. Every major movie studio was launching a film with an eye towards starting a franchise, and channels like CW were transforming into Superhero Central. Even streaming services were getting in on the act with exclusive superhero shows in both live action and animated forms. In fandom, the age-old war between the Marvel Zombies and the loyal DC Comics fans had renewed itself and moved to a larger battlefield as Hollywood itself was at times seemingly trying to transform itself into Marvel and DC.
The tipping point was coming fast. The big failure moment was just around the corner. The collapse of the superhero film genre was about to happen with the very next bloated, over the top, four-color abomination the studios were readying to unleash on the superhero fatigued audiences of America.
Well, at least that’s how the world worked according to some of the various social critics, movie critics, and jaded fanboys of the world. They certainly made sure you knew this is how the world was right before the launch of every major superhero film- especially the Marvel ones -over the last few years. They were especially loud about their predictions before films with characters that “no one wanted to see or cared about” like Ant-Man and Guardians of the Galaxy.
These people were and are, of course, full of and spewing extraordinarily large quantities of bovine manure.
Wednesday, January 3, 2018
If you don’t know, Previews is the catalog that Diamond Comic Distributors use to offer the products they distribute to comic book stores around the country. This is where you can view and order (through your favorite Local Comic Book Shop) comic books, trade paperback collections, t-shirts, books, media, and toys and other collectibles from hundreds of different vendors that deal in geek-oriented merchandise. The genius part is that you actually have to pay for your copy of Previews for the privilege of ordering other things to pay for.
It’s like the Ren Fest except without the horse poo smell.
So every month a new edition of Previews is sent out to comic book stores. Contained in the pages within are products that might be currently available or could be released anytime in the next year; but are typically about two months away. Most of this month’s offerings are scheduled to ship in March.